Kafka's Joke Book

That week, I was the only person from my department in the office.

Therefore, when the fire drill started, was the only person in our designated meeting area.

Thereby, exponentially increasing the likelihood of becoming so engrossed with reading Kafka's Joke Book on McSweeney's, that I'd miss the "all clear" signal.

Oops.

"Angus likes 'The Metamorphosis' by Franz Kafka, on Creative Commons.

"Angus likes 'The Metamorphosis' by Franz Kafka, on Creative Commons.