The coffee shop conversation went a little like this:
Barista: What would you like to order?
Customer (brow furrowing in thought): OK. What I want … it’s a little hard to explain.
OK. I got it. Know how Catholics and Protestants fight? You know, because they’re trying to gain power? And then the Pope says …
Barista (pointing at the coffee menu): That sounds like an Americano. Would you like an Americano?
Customer: Yes! That sounds great. But I have to check with my motorcycle first. Be right back.